Because I cannot write poetry.
My camera sucks (I get to use moms old *new* one as of next week! So I will finally have good pictures!)
I am too tired to write with yarn.
But I need a laugh, and I hope you get one out of these jokes!
A piece of yarn walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender snarls, "We don't serve your kind here!". The yarn is forced to leave.
While sitting on the curb feeling sorry for himself, the yarn is suddenly hit with a brilliant idea. Working quickly, he ties himself into a knot and unravels his ends. Taking a deep breath, the yarn marches back into the bar and orders a beer.
"Hey!" says the bartender. "Ain't you that piece of yarn I just threw outta here?"
"Nope," replies the yarn, "I'm a frayed knot."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Next.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing light and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "Pull over!"
"No!" the blonde yelled back, "It's a scarf!"
:)
I swear I will be more creative when I get my "New" camera!
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